My Husband, The Five Year Old

by Ann on December 5, 2009

Hubby and I spent the morning shopping. Our first stop was the bakery to pick up a cake. Then on to CVS so I could pick up the rest if the swiffers I needed. After that we went off to Tops so I could write up extended sale prices. Hubby also wanted to do further testing on the bar code scanner on my new toy.

As we are walking the aisles he discovered some cool features of the bar code scanner including the ability to get comparison pricing and all nutritional information. It would not scan the bar code tag on the shelf though. Maybe we can find a different application.

About half way through the store I hear *pfffft*. Then *sqqqqqqquuuuuueeeeezzzeee pfffffffffft* Then *pfft* *pffft* *pfft*.

After about the sixth – seventh time I turned around and asked him what the heck he was doing. (I have a son, most things don’t phase me.)

The idjit had downloaded an application to mimic the sounds of flatulence.

He’s practically rolling on the floor laughing as the sounds are coming out of the Droid.

This went on for five aisles!

As soon as we arrived home he asked for my phone so he could start that app again. Sonny-boy was sitting on the couch and knew exactly what hubby had done.

This is what I live with… a couple of five year olds.

I really wish hubby would stop laughing. *sigh*

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Jay December 5, 2009 at 3:09 pm

Sounds like a cool app.

My 3 year old boy somehow found this “musical” book at Barnes & Noble the other day and carried it around the store the whole time playing with it. I was laughing, his Mama wasn’t.

barnes and noble

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Diana December 6, 2009 at 4:46 am

LMAO Ann you are way too funny~
I almost die laughing! Love your sense of humor! :)

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